It’s official. The team of Werneke/Davidson will be competing in the St. Patty’s Urban Adventure Race on March 20th in Neosho. While it may not be quite as exciting as the Olympics, rest assured the team is committed to finish at all costs.
Rumor has it that Fire Chief Hickman has promised to keep a portable defibrillator available at Station 1 just in case one or more of the Mayor’s team members requires a jolt of energy. O2 tanks may also be positioned along the course.
It is also rumored that the Mayor’s team has been training for quite sometime for this event. When ask, Mayor Pro Tem Davidson said “I can promise all concerned that no training has yet occurred and any allegations of such training are simply ‘untrue.’”
When ask about the prospect of winning the race, Mayor Werneke was reported to have said “I am confident that Richard and I will take top honors in the team category of 37-39 year olds who also currently serve on the Neosho council.” When queried about the fact that no other contestants fit those qualifications, Mayor Pro Tem Davidson was reported to have responded “Well, that’s just how it works sometimes.”
On a serious note, it should be a great time. We look forward to any competition…no wagering will be allowed.
Thanks for the heads up...we're ordering a new bunch of batteries, if budget can affort it. I garantee we'll have two AEDs ready and plenty of oxygen available.
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Do you need to borrow Kyndall's training wheels?! I could grab an AED from the office if Chief Hickman thinks they may need a back up!!
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Focus all the emergency services during the first 3 miles of the race....they wont be needed any further than that
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